I bought the 'Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist' candle for my best friend and she laughed so hard she nearly cried. The scent is gorgeous too, so it's not just a novelty gift. I've already ordered three more for upcoming birthdays.
Funny & Occasion Candles
Cheeky, thoughtful and gift-ready candles for birthdays, family, friends and special occasions.
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I Hate All Humans Except You Candle
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Not Today Satan Candle
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You've Done A Great Job Raising Children & Husband Candle
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Please Don't Do Cke In This Bathroom Candle
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I'm So Glad You Let That Man Go Candle
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Look At You Getting Married And Sh!t Candle
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Congratulations Candle
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Happy Wedding Day Candle
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To The World's Best Auntie Candle
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To The World's Best Sister Candle
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This Candle Is Just For Decoration Candle
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Happy 18th Birthday Candle
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Happy 30th Birthday Candle
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Happy 40th Birthday Candle
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Smells Like You Actually Cleaned Candle
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Smells Better Than Your Ex's New Partner Candle
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Light Up, Chill Out Candle
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Smells Like Happiness Candle
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This Is What Getting Lit Smells Like Candle
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Upgraded To Milf Candle
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Fcking Quitter, I Mean Happy Retirement Candle
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This Candle Is My New Energy Supplier Candle
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I Just Needed Something To Burn Candle
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🎄 CHRISTMAS 2026I'm On Santa's Naughty List Christmas Candle
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Frequently asked
questions.
What fragrance are your Funny & Occasion Candles?
All of our Funny & Occasion Candles are fragranced in our bestselling Snow Angel scent — a sweet, uplifting and instantly recognisable Nuscents favourite.
Are Funny & Occasion Candles suitable as gifts?
Absolutely. They're designed to make memorable gifts, whether you're shopping for a birthday, Christmas, retirement, housewarming or simply something to make somebody smile.
How long do your candles burn for?
Each candle provides approximately 45 hours of burn time when cared for correctly. For best performance, allow the wax to melt evenly across the surface during each burn.
What occasions are these candles suitable for?
The collection covers birthdays, Christmas, retirement, new homes, weddings, engagements, colleagues, friends, family members and plenty of other special occasions.
Do you sell rude and cheeky candles?
Yes. Alongside thoughtful and sentimental designs, you'll find plenty of rude, sarcastic and cheeky candles for friends, colleagues and anyone with a good sense of humour.
Why people love
Funny & Occasion Candles.
I ordered a rude candle for a colleague leaving work and it completely stole the show. Everyone was asking where it came from. The quality was far better than I expected and the Snow Angel fragrance smells incredible.
These are my new favourite gifts because they're funny without looking cheap. I've bought birthday candles, Christmas candles and a housewarming candle so far. Every recipient has messaged me afterwards to say how much they loved it.