I bought the 'Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist' candle for my best friend and she laughed so hard she nearly cried. The scent is gorgeous too, so it's not just a novelty gift. I've already ordered three more for upcoming birthdays.
Funny & Occasion Candles
Cheeky, thoughtful and gift-ready candles for birthdays, family, friends and special occasions.
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Everytime You Light This Candle, A D*khead Disappears Candle
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A Relaxing Candle To Help You Calm Down Candle
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My Last Fck Candle
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Charlie Uniform November Tango Candle
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This Candle Contains All Your Stress Candle
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🎄 CHRISTMAS 2026Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Candle
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🎄 CHRISTMAS 2026Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Candle
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My Favourite Child Bought This Candle
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You're Difficult To Buy For Candle
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You Get On My Wick Candle
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Being Related To Me Is The Only Gift You Need Candle
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Nobody I'd Rather Grow Old Disgracefully With Candle
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My Favourite Grandchild Bought This Candle
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Your Vgina Deserves Better Candle
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Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Candle
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You're The Best Thing I Found On The Internet Candle
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Smells Like Cake Without The Calories Candle
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Smells Like Fresh Beginnings Housewarming Candle
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I'm Really Glad We Swiped Right Candle
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Don't Forget To Blow Me Candle
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The Candle Elton Sang About Candle
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Light When You Want A BJ Candle
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Still Putting Up With Eachother, Impressive Candle
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Smells Better Than Your Last Relationship Candle
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Frequently asked
questions.
What fragrance are your Funny & Occasion Candles?
All of our Funny & Occasion Candles are fragranced in our bestselling Snow Angel scent — a sweet, uplifting and instantly recognisable Nuscents favourite.
Are Funny & Occasion Candles suitable as gifts?
Absolutely. They're designed to make memorable gifts, whether you're shopping for a birthday, Christmas, retirement, housewarming or simply something to make somebody smile.
How long do your candles burn for?
Each candle provides approximately 45 hours of burn time when cared for correctly. For best performance, allow the wax to melt evenly across the surface during each burn.
What occasions are these candles suitable for?
The collection covers birthdays, Christmas, retirement, new homes, weddings, engagements, colleagues, friends, family members and plenty of other special occasions.
Do you sell rude and cheeky candles?
Yes. Alongside thoughtful and sentimental designs, you'll find plenty of rude, sarcastic and cheeky candles for friends, colleagues and anyone with a good sense of humour.
Why people love
Funny & Occasion Candles.
I ordered a rude candle for a colleague leaving work and it completely stole the show. Everyone was asking where it came from. The quality was far better than I expected and the Snow Angel fragrance smells incredible.
These are my new favourite gifts because they're funny without looking cheap. I've bought birthday candles, Christmas candles and a housewarming candle so far. Every recipient has messaged me afterwards to say how much they loved it.