Funny & Occasion Candles
Whether you're shopping for birthdays, colleagues, family members or somebody who deserves a laugh, our Funny & Occasion Candles make the perfect gift. From cheeky and rude designs to thoughtful keepsakes, each candle is hand poured in the UK and presented in our bestselling Snow Angel fragrance.
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Everytime You Light This Candle, A D**khead Disappears Candle
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A Relaxing Candle To Help You Calm Down Candle
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My Last F*ck Candle
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Charlie Uniform November Tango Candle
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This Candle Contains All Your Stress Candle
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Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Candle
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My Favourite Child Bought This Candle
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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Candle
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You're Difficult To Buy For Candle
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You Get On My Wick Candle
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Being Related To Me Is The Only Gift You Need Candle
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Nobody I'd Rather Grow Old Disgracefully With Candle
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My Favourite Grandchild Bought This Candle
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Your V*gina Deserves Better Candle
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Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Candle
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You're The Best Thing I Found On The Internet Candle
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Smells Like Cake Without The Calories Candle
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Don't Forget To Blow Me Candle
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The Candle Elton Sang About Candle
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Light When You Want A BJ Candle
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Still Putting Up With Eachother, Impressive Candle
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Smells Better Than Your Last Relationship Candle
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I Hate All Humans Except You Candle
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I'm Really Glad We Swiped Right Candle
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Frequently Asked Questions
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What fragrance are your Funny & Occasion Candles?
All of our Funny & Occasion Candles are scented in our bestselling Snow Angel fragrance. Sweet, uplifting and instantly recognisable, it's a customer favourite that makes these candles as enjoyable to burn as they are to gift.
Are Funny & Occasion Candles suitable as gifts?
Absolutely. Whether you're shopping for a birthday, retirement, Christmas, housewarming, colleague, friend or family member, these candles are designed to raise a smile and make memorable gifts.
How long do your candles burn for?
Each candle provides approximately 45 hours of burn time when cared for correctly. For best performance, allow the wax to melt fully across the surface during each burn.
What occasions are these candles suitable for?
Our collection includes candles for birthdays, Christmas, retirement, new homes, weddings, engagements, colleagues, friends, family members and plenty of other special occasions.
Do you sell rude and cheeky candles?
Yes. Alongside thoughtful and sentimental designs, you'll find plenty of rude, sarcastic and cheeky candles that are perfect for friends, colleagues and anyone with a good sense of humour.
Why customers love our Funny & Occasion Candles
From laugh-out-loud gifts to thoughtful keepsakes, these bestselling candles have become a go-to choice for birthdays, colleagues, family and special occasions.
“I bought the 'Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist' candle for my best friend and she laughed so hard she nearly cried. The scent is gorgeous too, so it's not just a novelty gift. I've already ordered three more for upcoming birthdays.”
“I ordered a rude candle for a colleague leaving work and it completely stole the show. Everyone was asking where it came from. The quality was far better than I expected and the Snow Angel fragrance smells incredible.”
“These are my new favourite gifts because they're funny without looking cheap. I've bought birthday candles, Christmas candles and a housewarming candle so far. Every recipient has messaged me afterwards to say how much they loved it.”
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